Houston Texans David Anderson Standup Comedy To Benefit Houston
Dynamo - 2010
Anderson on his Texans teammate Owen Daniels
He’s a young, single man. As far as I know, disease-free.
Every time I go out w...
Houston Texans David Anderson Standup Comedy To Benefit Houston
Dynamo - 2010
Anderson on his Texans teammate Owen Daniels
He’s a young, single man. As far as I know, disease-free.
Every time I go out with Daniels, everyone wants to come up and talk
about fantasy football. Fantasy this, fantasy that.
Now
don’t get me wrong, I love football. But I don’t fantasize about
football.
If I have a fantasy, I need like … tissue paper
… high speed internet and 2 1/2 minutes to myself at night.
Or 10 minutes in the afternoon if I got nothing to do. That’s MY
fantasy.
If Owen Daniels is the Jenna Jameson of fantasy
football, what does that make me?
I’m like the amateur girl
on page 12 that no one wants to see….
That’s a
masturbation joke for all you old people out there.
Anderson
lamenting the constant advertising by the University of Phoenix and
the embarrassment of attending the school
I have never in my
entire life met anyone who goes to the University of f—ing
Phoenix.
Have you?
They need to switch their
advertising slogan “The University of Phoenix … NO ONE HAS TO
KNOW”
Anderson ...
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